We travel around the US with a team of men and women targeting places where we know we'll find sinners. We knew we would find some church going Christians but what we found was shocking. It wasn't the heathen at these wicked evil events. It was the entire church! Please pray for us as we go out to go find those that have gone astray.
I am a representative from your local branch of the Atheist Agenda Operatives. We have your blog surrounded by demons. There is one demon posted at each blog entry you make. These demons will report back to our leader about your musings.
This is a once a year demon infestation that is required for all Atheists to partake in. Do not be alarmed. All Christian blogs are visited by us.
If you should experience problems with your demons, please seek out your local coven and report to them whatever demons have been malfunctioning. They will replace your demons at no charge to you. You are also entitled to one new, upgraded free demon per year. (Some exclusions apply.) This is just one of the many FREE services offered by your local, friendly Atheist Agenda Operative union.
Too funny, AAO. But. . . ., while it might seem inconceivable that you are controlled by someone greater that is deceiving you and hates you, I am being led by someone that loves me. What if you are deceived?
FYi, I just noted that it is rather remarkable that every single blog or message board that I've been on that is Christian and open to the public has included an atheist. They are completely uninterested in learning anything and they all use the same tired boring arguments. I have rarely found a young person seeking to know the truth. But there is always an atheist antagonist. It's like they have a manual of arguments, all of which are very easy to tear down. I blog for the sake of the one who might be seeking and who is teachable.
Oh, no, no, Vera. This doesn't seem inconceivable to me. I am definitely led by Satan, right down to my pointy little tail. Oh yeah, uh huh.
And...Santa, too. Didn't you ever notice how Satan is actually Santa, just the letters rearranged? And we both have the same red suit!
By, they way, I dropped off some more demons for you, even though I'm not supposed to be just handing them out for free. I had an extra shipment come in from the EVILutionists. Enjoy!
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Hello Vera,
I am a representative from your local branch of the Atheist Agenda Operatives. We have your blog surrounded by demons. There is one demon posted at each blog entry you make. These demons will report back to our leader about your musings.
This is a once a year demon infestation that is required for all Atheists to partake in. Do not be alarmed. All Christian blogs are visited by us.
If you should experience problems with your demons, please seek out your local coven and report to them whatever demons have been malfunctioning. They will replace your demons at no charge to you. You are also entitled to one new, upgraded free demon per year. (Some exclusions apply.) This is just one of the many FREE services offered by your local, friendly Atheist Agenda Operative union.
Have a great day! :)
Too funny, AAO. But. . . ., while it might seem inconceivable that you are controlled by someone greater that is deceiving you and hates you, I am being led by someone that loves me. What if you are deceived?
FYi, I just noted that it is rather remarkable that every single blog or message board that I've been on that is Christian and open to the public has included an atheist. They are completely uninterested in learning anything and they all use the same tired boring arguments. I have rarely found a young person seeking to know the truth. But there is always an atheist antagonist. It's like they have a manual of arguments, all of which are very easy to tear down. I blog for the sake of the one who might be seeking and who is teachable.
Vera
Oh, no, no, Vera. This doesn't seem inconceivable to me. I am definitely led by Satan, right down to my pointy little tail. Oh yeah, uh huh.
And...Santa, too. Didn't you ever notice how Satan is actually Santa, just the letters rearranged? And we both have the same red suit!
By, they way, I dropped off some more demons for you, even though I'm not supposed to be just handing them out for free. I had an extra shipment come in from the EVILutionists. Enjoy!
As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come.Proverbs 26:2
What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us? Romans 8:31
Vera
Yummy yummy bible verses! Demon bellies love bible verses! What's for dinner?
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